Joe.My.God. LGBT News
Fox News has the transcript:
Barack Obama, the former president, is weighing in directly on America’s latest fake hate crime. And you have to wonder why. He’s not doing it for himself. Obama is retired at this point. He’s living on Martha’s Vineyard with all the other rich white people.
He’s doing it for his wife. His wife who’s never had a real job and apparently is feeling kind of restless, approaching 60. And that’s why you may have noticed that six years after leaving Washington, Michelle Obama is back in the news.
She’s got a new book and a media tour and even a federally funded hiking trail named for herself in Atlanta.
Why has she emerged in this way? Well, there might be a reason. In fact, if you didn’t know any better, if you were visiting this country from a foreign land trying to figure out what’s going on in the U.S., you might mistake what Michelle Obama is doing right now for the beginnings of a presidential campaign.
So first, you have a manufactured white racism panic. That’s a clue. But the clincher is menopause. Unlike every other woman over 50 and all human history, Michelle Obama, we’re sad to tell you, has menopause. It’s not clear where she got it. Maybe there was an outbreak in Edgartown. But it’s bad.
So here’s the problem for the Democratic Party. The current vice president is totally incompetent and universally loathed by everyone, including her staff and possibly her husband, who literally kissed her with a mask on. We’re not judging, but you can see it for yourself. So you don’t want her.
But you can’t just ditch her for a white dude. Sorry, that’s not equity. So where do you go from here? Ooh, good question. And it turns out it’s a question that Michelle Obama seems to have been thinking about recently
Tucker Carlson is predicting that Michelle Obama will run for president because she publicly spoke about menopause like a “crazed narcissist”: pic.twitter.com/xVT5KizApW
— Kat Abu (@abughazalehkat) February 1, 2023