Joe.My.God. LGBT News
Posted last night to Trump’s Truth Social account:
I am pleased to report, for those that care, that I just won the Senior Club Championship (must be over 50 years old!) at Bedminster (Trump National Golf Club), shooting a round of 67. Now, some people will think that sounds low, but there is no hanky/lanky. Many people watch, plus I am surrounded by Secret Service Agents. Not much you can do even if you wanted to, and I don’t. For some reason, I am just a good golfer/athlete – I have won many Club Championships, and it is always a great honor!
Trump wins his 39th consecutive club championship. Amazing! pic.twitter.com/Rehe2qDh7O
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 26, 2023
I am pleased to report that I just won my own contest at my own club that I own. I totally did not cheat which is a thing that people who routinely don’t cheat say. I am a great athlete who stands six foot four and a half inches tall and weighs a shredded 190 pounds. This is true https://t.co/kBtcEXuneM
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) August 26, 2023
Our very own Kim Jong Un. pic.twitter.com/X6MM0GOS0H
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) August 26, 2023
The funniest part of this, I think, is the implication that if Trump tried to cheat at golf the secret service would intervene in some way pic.twitter.com/hJs7Wh5sFj
— Dan Munz also @ danmunz.bsky.social (@dan_munz) August 26, 2023
Just in case anyone questions whether Trump legit shot a 67 today to win another Club Championship, he gives out the cell number of his witness if anyone wants to verify it. pic.twitter.com/b6MNm9nDTY
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 26, 2023
Trump. Athlete. 😂🤣😂
Donald never lies and doesn’t cheat at golf and there wasn’t a book written about how Donald Trump cheats at golf. pic.twitter.com/tAezouipEy— Lulu 🇦🇺 💫 🇺🇸 💞 (@FLOA_MissLinda) August 26, 2023