Cruz: Eric Swalwell Wears A “Tuck-Friendly Swimsuit”

November 20, 2023 Completely Horrible People

Newsmax host, far-right podcaster, and serial plagiarist Benny Johnson: “Do you think that Eric Swalwell wears a tuck friendly swimsuit?”

Sen. Ted Cruz: “He may be wearing one right now.”

Johnson: “Only Fang Fang would know. And we are in Chinatown right now.”

Cruz: “To be fair, in order to have a tuck friendly swimsuit, you have to have something to tuck.”

Johnson: Cackles.

Cruz: “See, you are gonna get me in trouble for that. I’m just making an observation about anatomy. I mean, let me be clear, I’m not a biologist, so how would I know?”



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