Johnson: “We Intuitively Know A Lot Of Illegals Vote”

“States are not allowed right now to prove, if somebody claims on that simple form that they’re a citizen, they can vote. We all know, intuitively, that a lot of illegals are voting in federal elections, but it’s not been something that is easily provable. We don’t have that number. This legislation will allow us to do exactly that. It will prevent that from happening. To suggest this some kind of revenge tour is kind of a silly notion.” – House Speaker Mike Johnson, pushing a voter ID law in a Capitol steps press conference attended by Voldemort.

Speaker Mike Johnson: “We all know, intuitively, that a lot of illegals are voting in federal elections. But it’s not been something that’s easily provable. We don’t have that number.”

Sounds legit. pic.twitter.com/UpYazQkahX

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 8, 2024

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