Cultist Pastor Blames Texas Megachurch Fire On Satan

“It’s like those flames represented the flames of Hell, and they were destroying the truth that I had banked my life and eternity on. This last Friday night, it looked like the gates of Hell were prevailing, that Satan was going to win.

“That was Friday night, but ladies and gentlemen, it is Sunday morning. It is a day of resurrection. And I am pledging to you, we’re going to rebuild that sanctuary. We’re going to recreate it as a standing symbol of the truth, the unchangeableness, the endurance of the word of God.

“We cannot allow Satan to have the last word.” – Cultist megachurch pastor Robert Jeffress, in yesterday’s sermon delivered from a nearby convention center.

Yesterday Jeffress appeared on Fox News to complain that people were mocking the fire because it came just after he declared that God had saved Trump from being assassinated.