RFK: “I Wouldn’t Eat A Human, A Monkey, Or A Dog”

“It’s a goat and it’s in Patagonia, and it’s a river trip that I used to do, on a big white water river called the Futaleufú every year. A big, you know, kayaking trip where that’s what we ate. That’s what everybody eats down there, is goats.

“I am a very adventurous eater, Chris. I think you know about that about me. I’ll eat virtually anything. There’s two things I wouldn’t eat. Well, three. I wouldn’t eat a human, I wouldn’t eat a monkey, and I wouldn’t eat a dog.

“I think I’d eat anything else, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do those things, so it is a goat and you are what you eat.” – Robert Kennedy Jr., calling a new Vanity Fair profile a “dumpster of misinformation.”

That same article included allegations that Kennedy had groped a babysitter, prompting him to shrug and say, “I am who I am.”