Voldemort Explains Why He’s So Attractive To Women After Fox’s Jesse Watters Calls Him A “Sexual Matador”

“I’m married now, I have children, but I wasn’t married that long ago. I was single and I was on the market. If you’re a young man – it’s very important in an election season – who’s looking to impress ladies, to be the alpha, to be attractive, the best thing you can do is to wear your Trump support on your sleeve. Show that you are a real man. Show that you are not a beta, right? Be a proud and loud Trump supporter and your dating life will be fantastic.” – Stephen Miller, after Fox host Jesse Watters claims that women consider Miller to be a “sexual matador.”