Today’s installment in the neverending grift:
Donald Trump has launched a new golf video game that allows you to tee it up as the US President-elect. Trump Golf, a mobile game available for pre-order on iOS and Android, will let you play with your friends on a collection of Trump-owned golf courses.
There is a catch, however. To play the game, you’ll need to buy one of two special digital golf drivers: the Trump Gold ($9.99) or the Trump Noir ($99). The clubs are set to help you replicate Trump’s swing – and maybe play to his alleged low handicap.
The game has been promoted in true Trump fashion, too. In an advert, he called it ‘the greatest golf game ever created’ and showed off some of its features.
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Just in 2024, Trump has launched $199 Trump Perfume, $70 autographed bibles with his name above the title, $10,000 guitars with allegedly stolen designs, $100,000 “Swiss” watches that experts say are total crap, $300 golden sneakers made in China, worthless NFTs, and worse than worthless digital superhero trading cards, and two $100 photo books. But surely his greatest scam will be his crypto trading platform, where just yesterday he was essentially gifted $30 million by an accused billionaire crypto scammer who will soon face Trump’s just-named head of the SEC.
No “Tiny-Clubhead-Speed” swings allowed! pic.twitter.com/9mAsNUTFzd
— Trump Golf: The Game (@TrumpGolfGame) December 3, 2024