Trump Suggests Stranded Astronauts Are In Love

“Elon is right now preparing a ship to go up and get them. We’re coming up to get you, and you shouldn’t have been up there so long. The most incompetent president in our history has allowed that to happen to you, but this president won’t let it happen. We’re going to get them out. They’ve been left up there. I hope they like each other. Maybe they love each other, I don’t know. But they’ve been left up there, think of it. And I see the woman with the wild hair. Good solid head of hair she’s got. There’s no kidding, there’s no games with her hair.” – Serial adulterer Trump, last night. Both astronauts are married.

Trump suggested that the two stranded astronauts in space might fall in love pic.twitter.com/4i0eeJRCiH

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