Watters Goes “But Her Emails” On War Plan Texts

“Do you ever try to start a group text? You’re adding people and you accidentally add the wrong person? All of a sudden your aunt Mary knows all the raunchy plans for your bachelor party? Well, that kind of happened today with the Trump Administration.

“Mike Waltz was putting together a group chat on Signal, an encrypted app. Waltz accidentally added a reporter to the group text. And not a good reporter. Jeffrey Goldberg from the Atlantic, one of the biggest hoax artists around.

“Well, he heard some things he probably shouldn’t have. Could have been a wee bit of a security breach. But it’s not like they home-brewed a server and then bleached it or kept classified documents in their garages next to their Corvette. I’m sure it won’t happen again.” – Jesse Watters, last night.