Tag Archives: Greg Gutfeld

Gutfeld Suggests Arrested Judge Is “Banging” Migrant

“People say ‘due process’ and we’re all supposed to go ‘oooooh!’ [Flails arms.] This is lawfare pointed at the process that Americans voted for, which is to get illegal aliens out of this country. Are they just gonna try to hinder what Americans voted for? Bogging us down with maybe one case a week? “They’re turning an administrative process into …

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Fox Game Show Will Ask Contestants Isolated Since Inauguration To Identify Real Headlines About Trump

Via press release from Fox News media relations: Greg Gutfeld, host of the eponymous number one late night show Gutfeld! and co-host of cable’s most-watched program The Five, will helm a three-part game show series for FOX Nation entitled “Greg Gutfeld’s What Did I Miss?” The first of three episodes will drop on Monday, May 12th followed by episode two …

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Gutfeld To Chief Justice Roberts: “Shut The F Up”

“Maybe a guy in a robe in DC can follow all the protocols, but Trump is the f-ing president of the United States who protects 300 million plus people. He is a leader who does not have the luxury of opening up his little books to read ‘Oh, my god, maybe he didn’t do it the right way.’ “Roberts, shut …

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Gutfeld: Tariffs Aren’t Taxes If You Don’t Buy The Goods

“A tariff is not a tax if you don’t buy the goods. And I’m tired of the media calling the tariff a tax. It’s the opposite. You know, a government-issued tax is an involuntary cost on you. You are paying for stuff that as a New Yorker, you don’t benefit from. I pay a small fortune in taxes and I …

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Gutfeld: Zelenksy Is A “Criminal And Had It Coming”

“It’s like you’re watching the media, walking in on a movie, at the third act, and they have no idea what happened before. And it’s like, ‘Oh, my god, one man is beating up another man! This is terrible!’ And then you rewind it and find out the guy that’s getting beaten up had it coming, he’s a criminal and …

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Gutfeld: Trump’s Inflation Will Help You Lose Weight

“Let me try to break this down for you, because I know that some of these concepts are a little complicated. We know that high taxes disincentivizes work — why work more if the government takes more? Whereas a tariff disincentivizes consumption, so — ‘I have to pay for this, maybe I won’t eat as much.’ So, isn’t the international …

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Gutfeld: Workers Should Thank Trump For Firing Them

“We talk about how the government doesn’t work, I don’t think we meant that quite literally, but now we have proof. Nearly all of the federal employees didn’t go back to work. We have to be honest. They gamed the COVID benefit and they gamed it on our dime. We are paying them billions to sit home and binge watch …

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State TV Host: Tariffs Will End Rapes On NYC Subway

“As for AOC and Ana Navarro, they seem to care more about coffee and flowers than women getting raped. They are some — where is the pro women? Ana Navarro thinks she’s going to get flowers for Valentine’s Day? I think not. But the fact that — they are arresting rapists and they are worried — I think women would …

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Fox News Host: Trump Nominees Will Do Great Because They’re So Hot, Liberals Are “Fat, Out Of Shape Losers”

“Sen. Mazie Horono, I think she’s doing research [during confirmation questioning]. She’s doing research because she’s never experienced an unwanted request for a sexual favor in her life. “Mayorkas to Kristi. You are going from a garden gnome to Kristi Noem. I mean, she is so hot that shooting a dog isn’t a deal-breaker. And I’m telling you this, when …

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Fox Hosts: Trump’s Prosecutors Deserve Execution

Media Matters has the transcript: GREG GUTFELD (CO-HOST): Exactly of these — a lot of the people that were on this and wanted it so badly, how are they going to survive, do you think they need therapy? DANA PERINO (CO-HOST): Yes, they definitely need therapy, and maybe also the death penalty. GUTFELD: Yes, I think the death penalty. PERINO: …

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Gutfeld: “The Integrity Of The Election Is In Question”

“The only thing Kamala has in the bag is a bottle of Pinot Grigio. The race is over, but the integrity of the election is still in question. I’m extremely confused by the polls, right? They say– everybody says, ‘Look at these polls.’ “But the internal polls are different, and it’s like, okay, if the internal polls are better, why …

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Gutfeld: Dems Are Trying To “Rig A Repeat Of 2020”

“I am wondering, like, why do they not care how bad she is? They don’t care. Because they’re not worried. I feel like the machine is at work getting everything in place for a repeat of 2020 and they’re placating us and keeping us busy. “I go back to that Time Magazine article, you know, that chronicled the secret cabal …

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Gutfeld: “Suspicion Of A Rigged Election Is Justified”

“They described it as a vast shadow effort, an organized collection of operatives that changed voting systems and laws, secured hundreds of millions of dollars in public and private funding. “They recruited, you know, armies of poll workers, got millions to vote by mail. Then they went after disinformation, they pressured social media companies, they called that election protection. “So …

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Gutfeld Calls For Imprisoning January 6 Committee

“Trump met with senior Pentagon officials with a directive to protect property and people, and — including using the National Guard, and it was ignored. “This is a contradiction of the DOD IG report, so people need to know that. If you’re going to ask questions about that, you know — the whole commission was designed for this election. “It …

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Gutfeld: Legal Immigration By Haitians Is A “Scam”

Media Matters has the transcript: GREG GUTFELD (HOST): We are talking about the ones flown in — JEANINE PIRRO (HOST): How are they Americans? They’re not legal. They’re not citizens. TARLOV: They are here legally, I’m sorry, they are not Americans. GUTFELD: An interesting scam. They fly in — they’re flying in thousands of people, they are flying them in …

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Gutfeld Defends Trump’s Praise For Mark Robinson

Media Matters has the transcript: JESSICA TARLOV (CO-HOST): We just found out an hour ago that the lieutenant governor there, Mark Robinson, who’s running for governor — JESSE WATTERS (CO-HOST): Never heard of him. TARLOV: — who Donald Trump called “Martin Luther King on steroids” posted on a porn forum called Nude Africa that he’s a Black Nazi, expressed support …

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Greg Gutfeld: “This Was Truly The First DEI Debate”

“I honestly don’t know how anyone could decide who won the debate. That’s like trying to guess the price of a painting that you suspect is a forgery. You can’t objectively decide a winner in a sham competition. “This is truly the first DEI debate, where one candidate was subjected to a high standard, and the other was held to …

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Gutfeld: Women Have “No Impact” On Abortion Rights

“She’s done nothing about the crime wave. She’s released illegals who reoffend, I don’t think she’s done much in terms of cop killers, in terms of pushing the death penalty. “Men care about this stuff, maybe it’s biological, but shouldn’t women care, as well? How come women don’t care? I think they do, but they have been told to care …

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Gutfeld: Walz Is The First Ever White Male “DEI Hire”

“It makes me wonder, though, is Walz the first white DEI hire? When you think about it, I mean, he kind of — they needed to tick two boxes, white male, because they knew they were hemorrhaging white — actually, all males. So, they picked a white male and ignored all of the disqualifying characteristics that make him up, from …

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Gutfeld: Tim Walz Is A “Male Karen With A Pot Belly”

“He defended the burning of his cities. She helped bail out the arsonists. They’re the woke Bonnie and Clyde, they’re the left’s Laurel and Hardy. It actually makes perfect sense. “Meanwhile, I have to return to this idea of giving special rights to a group. Every victim during that period of time, — Black, white, Asian, old, in that state …

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