Tag Archives: Greg Gutfeld

Gutfeld: Tim Walz Is A “Male Karen With A Pot Belly”

“He defended the burning of his cities. She helped bail out the arsonists. They’re the woke Bonnie and Clyde, they’re the left’s Laurel and Hardy. It actually makes perfect sense. “Meanwhile, I have to return to this idea of giving special rights to a group. Every victim during that period of time, — Black, white, Asian, old, in that state …

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Gutfeld: “Conniving” Harris Hasn’t Earned Anything

“You said that Kamala earned this. Why is everyone giving Kamala Harris everything she wants on a silver platter without earning anything? “I don’t know — what has she ever earned? You know, when a woman kills her husband to get life insurance money, I guess you could say she earned it. “And I guess when Kamala Harris covered up …

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Gutfeld Mocks Alarm Over Trump’s Immunity: It’s TDS

“These stark predictions are a desperate pivot from their horrible reality. But again, they’re always pivoting back to the same world that got them into this same disaster, which is Trump derangement fueled by these dystopian, extremist fantasies. “Like once again, the world is going to end. Obviously, Sotomayor’s examples, the media’s examples, they’re completely ludicrous, people know that. “But …

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Gutfeld: Democrats Are Working On Their Next Hoax

“If elections were honest, Trump would win in a landslide, but Dems are looking to do something. I don’t trust them. Look at what they’ve already done to win, whether it was Russian collusion, the pee-tape, laptop suppression, comparing everybody to Hitler, the lawfare, which was unprecedented, the January 6th commission, you think they’re just going to stop at the …

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Gutfeld: “No One’s Going To Believe It” If Biden Wins

“If they aren’t that worried that Joe’s going to lose, given his sorry state, what are they planning? What are they doing to save the day? What is up the Dems’ sleeve to drag that body back into the White House? What’s the dog that’s not barking? “And then let’s say, by some weird, miraculous chance that we didn’t see …

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Gutfeld: Democrats Are “Cooking Up” Ways To Cheat

“What scares me though, is that, when you see these Trump polls and you see these rallies, I’m worried about what we don’t see. What are the Democrats cooking up with the votes? Legal or illegal? Judging by your ears or your eyes, this election should not even be close. “So the Dems have two options. One, accept the outcome, …

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Fox Host Greg Gutfeld: Trump “Screwed The Brains Out” Of Stormy And “That Makes Him A Sex God” [VIDEO]

“Stormy claims that she blacked out in this tryst with Trump, but she wasn’t on any drugs or alcohol. You blacked out without drugs or alcohol. Some of us call that sleeping. Now, it could be that she really blacked out after having sex with Trump, which is a compliment. Truly, he screwed the brains out of her—that makes him …

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Fox Host: “If Trumpism Is A Cult, So Is Oktoberfest”

“If Trumpism is a cult, it’s the worst cult in history. Because people come and go as they please. Everything is wholly transparent, there’s – nothing is secretive about it, and people seem to be having a good time. They don’t seem terrified of reprisals. “If this is a cult, then so is Oktoberfest. I mean, Trump, I think what …

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Gutfeld Calls On Fox To Move Headquarters To Florida

“Where is the $355 million gonna go if Trump owes the bank zero? The bank agreed he owes them nothing because he fulfilled the contract, he broke no laws. You know people, whenever they bring up Trump, they always say, ‘No one is above the law.’ “Well, what law? Apparently this is a first, as Kat Timpf pointed out yesterday. …

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Fox Host: Run Over Protesters With Monster Trucks

“The reason why they protest on freeways isn’t because they like the open road. It’s because they don’t have the numbers, so the only way they get numbers is by involving regular people who are trying to get little Johnny to Chuck E. Cheese on his birthday and then they get all the big numbers and then the press comes …

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Gutfeld: Teaching About Racism Is “Terrorist Training”

“Falling grades is an acceptable reality when you live in the prison of equity. There academic achievement is a marker of white privilege. So instead this program wants education to start over at the bottom and then stay there because then everyone is equally bad permanently. It’s pure indoctrination, or to be more specific, pure [bleep]. Five-year-old kids being taught …

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Gutfeld: Replace The Statue Of Liberty’s Torch With Pepper Spray Because Biden Made Her A “$10 Hooker”

“The U.N. just presented a plan giving $1.6 billion to 17 Latin American countries partially in the form of prepaid debit cards for migrants. Now, the U.N. gets 20% of its budget from us, so we’re actually paying the migrants to come here. And what do you know? Suddenly the U.S. had roughly 10 million new contestants that decided we’re …

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Gutfeld: AOC Likes Immigrants Because She’s “Horny”

“When AOC happily psychoanalyzes groups of people, then it’s an invitation to return the favor, right? If she can do it. She’s saying that people who support Trump are projecting their masculine insecurity. “But isn’t she saying that because of her own insecurities about her boyfriend’s masculinity? She must realize how soft and buttery and feminine progressive males are, and …

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Gutfeld Complains Pentagon Is Rooting Out Extremists

“We’re in this era of massive opportunity costs because the Democrats’ priorities are so far out of whack. Instead of focusing on real, external threats, they put their eggs in something else: domestic terror hoaxes, DEI and ESG in the military, actually demonizing our military — suggesting and then doing research that there might actually be white supremacists in our …

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Greg Gutfeld: Fox News Fired Tucker Carlson Because Advertisers Were “Cowed By Special Interest Groups”

“The fact is, Musk may be the last man standing between real freedom of speech and the suffocating block of this censorship industrial complex, which is made up of government, media, and tech forces. He realizes that advertisers have no spine and can be easily cowed by special interest groups in cahoots with political allies. If you don’t believe me, …

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Gutfeld: Arabs Everywhere Knew Of Attack In Advance

“Peaceful coexistence is really easy to undermine with a mind virus. This isn’t about territory. It’s about an ideology. And it’s not about just Israel. It’s about us taking our eye off the ball. “Have you seen the celebrations outside? It’s absolutely amazing how professional those signs are. And to do that in just 24 hours – it’s almost as …

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Gutfeld: Dems Want To Put MAGA Cultists In “Camps”

“You wonder why people are worried about 2024? Because there are a group of elites that are already placing targets on people’s backs, from the top — Elon Musk and Trump — to the bottom — the January 6 trespassers. “And if you call it out, if you dare to call it out, a target will be placed on you. …

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Gutfeld: We Need Civil War As “Elections Don’t Work”

“We had a war over slavery. We knew slavery was inhumane and immoral, but somehow we couldn’t solve slavery peacefully. It was an evil, but one side refused to acknowledge it was evil because it was too big of an admission for them to make. “Doesn’t that feel that way now? This defiant refusal to reverse the decline argues against …

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Gutfeld: Biden Is Oldest, Whitest, Most Racist President

“I love Democrat-on-Democrat action. They should create a category for that on PornHub. And it’s good to see Dems calling out everyone else racist who are also Dems who will get a taste of that medicine because the monster is devouring themselves. It’s like they now realize that wow, they elected the oldest, whitest, perhaps racist president ever, Joe Biden, …

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Fox Host: Post The Names And Addresses Of Protesters

“Protesting is a right, but ruining the experience of others isn’t. So you have a right to protest. And you ask for a solution. So, we deserve that right as well. And I think that we should be posting their exact names and addresses online, on social — on websites. So, if you desire to make their lives extra difficult, …

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