Tag Archives: Starbucks

“Starbucks wants to de-Christmas the holiday season with its bland red and green cups? Not on Stephen’s watch.”

Oh, brother. Yahoo News reports: Dunkin’ Donuts unveiled its seasonal coffee cup design for the holidays on Tuesday, giving java drinkers a cup sporting Christmas-themed colors and the word “Joy” in red script. While many praised the release, others thought the coffee brewer’s move was a transparent jab at its competitor, Starbucks, whose own holiday cup this week sparked a …

“The old cups had snowflakes and Santa’s elves – you know – all the things you find in the bible. Now look at THIS cup. You might as well call it a ‘Satan-Sipper’.”

“You know I’m passionate about protecting the heart of Christmas! And these next couple of months really can be ‘The Most Wonderful Time of the Year!’ Funny, though, how some grinches on the Left take things too far in attempts to make all us jolly revelers look ridiculous, lumping us in the same box concerning misplaced outrage over a coffee …

“It’s not the Holy Grail, folks. It’s a cranberry-colored, environmentally-friendly coffee cup. I stopped drinking Starbucks coffee years ago – back when their chief executive officer said he did not want to do business with people like me – a gun-toting, Bible-believing offspring of white privilege. So I figured – why spend my hard-earned money on a company that actively …

Speaking on the eve of the next GOP debate, Donald Trump tonight pandered to the crazy evangelicals by declaring, “Maybe we should boycott Starbucks.” Trump further issued a warning about his presidency: “If I became president, we’re all gonna be saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again.” Whether you like it or not. Watch below.

By now you’ve probably seen the whackadoodle Facebook video in which Pastor Joshua Feuerstein screams and rants about how much Starbucks hates the Blessed Baby Jesus. This afternoon Feuerstein appeared on CNN where he got an EPIC smackdown from radio host Pete Dominick. Watch and enjoy.

There aren’t any Christmas trees or snowflakes on this year’s holiday cups at Starbucks. Therefore, according to Breitbart, the coffee giant hates the Blessed Baby Jesus and is subliminally telling all Christians to get screwed. All because this year’s cup is just plain red. They write: I asked Starbucks why, but they just sent me a “factsheet” with their latest …

(Tipped by JMG reader Lynda)

This is a first for our longtime allies. Via press release: “Today a 38-feet wide by 19-feet tall rainbow flag was raised on top of Starbucks headquarters and will remain through this weekend’s Seattle Pride Parade. Given our public stance on diversity and inclusion of all people, particularly on this issue, it makes sense to raise the flag in celebration. …

“Everyone is welcome at Starbucks. Creating a culture of warmth and belonging is a core value of our company and we have been committed to diversity and inclusion since our earliest days. Starbucks joins with others opposing any state or federal legislation that permits discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender identity and encourages policymakers everywhere to embrace equality.” – …

Just in via email: Public Wi-Fi hotspots are attracting pedophiles and sex offenders to McDonald’s – where we bring our children to eat and play – and where illegal p-rn can be accessed easily with anonymity. Because there are no filters to block online p-rnography and child p-rnography in these restaurants that so many families like yours and mine frequent, …

Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning appeared on Young Turks yesterday where he declared that Islamists are justified in executed homosexuals. Interestingly, Manning later confesses that he was “tempted by the gay lifestyle” during his time in a Florida prison. Oh, and Starbucks is still totally lacing their lattes with sodomite semen. (Tipped by JMG reader DM)

“If you’re drinking Starbucks, watch out if you’re a woman. You might just get pregnant by drinking Starbucks. Because they’ve got some pretty potent semen in their drinks. And you will go home and tell your husband that you’re pregnant and he’ll say, ‘But we haven’t had sexual intercourse in years! Where did you get pregnant? Is it an immaculate …

“This is not a quietly kept secret, but Starbucks really has discovered that sodomites love the taste of semen in their lattes. And Dracula loves to drink blood. I’m mean, this has been going since child sacrifices have been happening. There are people who love to drink semen and who love to drink blood, and so many of the people …

Via Raw Story: An exorcism performed outside a Starbucks coffee shop in Austin, Texas, was caught on video, mySA reported on Wednesday. In the video, a group of men can be seen with their hands placed another man, who is spewing saliva into a red plastic cup. “All your legions of poison. All your legions out! Out! All your legions …

“The semen flavors up the latte and makes you think you are having a good time drinking it!” Also, something about drinking the blood of innocent babies. Remember – this is the guy who hosts Porno Pete on his show.

“The pro-same-sex marriage corporate behemoth Starbucks has taken its ideologically-driven LGBT agenda to a new level with a new ad featuring two reality TV star drag queens. The ad feature Bianca Del Rio and Adore Delano, two drag queens from a reality TV show on the LGBT network, OUTtv. Thus Starbucks continues to serve up a healthy dose of ideology …

Via TIME Magazine: Everybody loves coffee and its healing powers — especially drag queens, as we now know from Starbuck’s latest ad. It features Bianca Del Rio and Adore Delano, fan favorites from the sixth season of RuPaul’s Drag Race who are both very cranky and under-caffeinated while waiting in a long Starbucks line. They begin to argue and trade …